How To Effectively Engage In A One Night Stand

It’s a misconception that men are the only ones that participate in the act of “One Night Stands”. In this day in age it is increasingly common for women to just have sex without any emotional attachment. In fact, I encourage it from time to time. It’s unfair that men can get their rocks off and disappear while we’re left creating false relationships in our head. It’s time we play the game the way men play it and “hit it and quit it” ….safely of course.

10 Ways To Effectively Engage In A One Night Stand…

Rule #1 – Don’t give 100%: Never give the guy the good good on the first night. If your intentions for this rendezvous is to make sure it is short lived, make sure you are careful with how you hit him with your “dougie”. Giving him great sex runs the risk of him becoming attached. Thus running the risk of him calling, and maybe even wanting to start a relationship! Give him JUST enough so that you get yours and maaaaaaybe he gets his. Save the good good for your real man!

Rule #2 – Let it be understood: Before you go into the situation, make sure it is understood to your partner and most importantly yourself that this is a one night gig. Miscommunication can definitely put a damper on things and you don’t want that to happen. If you have any inkling that you and your one night stand are not on the same page, make sure you catch him up to speed.

Rule #3 – Avoid a lot of kissing: Besides the fact that kissing itself is such an emotional act, let’s face it, you don’t know WHERE his mouth has been so definitely avoid kissing someone you don’t plan on seeing again. You’re going to have a hell of a time trying to track him down when those test results come back positive so play it safe.

Rule #4 – Play it safe: If you don’t plan on having any future dealings with a man, use a condom. There are a few ways lack of condom use can end, and a couple of those ways end in an unwanted phone call. Wrap it up!

Rule #5 – Don’t attempt one night stands with someone who has feelings for you: That says it all! If someone has feelings for you and you don’t share those emotions, avoid sex. I don’t care how good you heard the peen is, just avoid it at all costs unless you want a stalker on your hands! Playing with someone’s emotions is a sure fire way to have someone unwanted in your life.

Rule #6 – Don’t bother getting to know them: If this is someone you truly plan on only smashing once, or maybe twice at the most, there’s absolutely no point in getting to know them. Who cares about their life goals, favorite food or their hobbies. Don’t exchange numbers, hell, don’t even tell me your last name. All I want to know is how big it is, do you go down and what time will you be over. I don’t care about your favorite breakfast food because you won’t be here that long.

Rule #7 – Leave no evidence: Many people (especially celebrities) tend to leave evidence and this is what gets them in trouble, especially if they are cheating on their mate. Never leave evidence. Don’t send provocative pics, don’t record sex tapes, and don’t leave any articles of clothing around anyone who you don’t intend on seeing again. You never know what they’ll do with that information.

Rule #8 – Get up and GO!: That’s right, when the deed is done, get up and go! Don’t stick around for a shower, forget cuddling, don’t talk, don’t even cook him breakfast. This is not a sleep over, just toot it and boot it. This night should end with either you going home or you kicking him out with cab fare on the dresser!

Rule #9 – Do it in a mutual place: Avoid going to his house or having sex at yours, your best bet is to get a hotel and do the deed there. An even better idea, if you never want to see this person again, avoid one night stands in your city. Out of town flings are far more successful.

Rule #10 – Keep it quick: Save the all nighters for someone you care about. Last thing you need is being halfway through a three hour session and a spouse walking in. There’s no need for a one night stand to do anything more than give you the quick nut you were in search of. Everything else is just extra. You can find a boo if you want extra.