I Like You, But Your Sex Is Weak

You two meet. Chemistry is through the roof. You go on a few dates, and you’re going to wait a couple months to have sex with him because you really like him (I already know how this goes).  By the time you do the do you’re in your feelings a little bit, and then it comes…the weak peen.

What makes a peen weak, you ask? One or more of the following qualities constitutes weak peen:

• “Little” peen
• “Minute man” peen
• “Rhythm-less stroke” peen
• “I don’t give head” peen
• “I ruined it by doing something weird” peen

  Now, at this point you have two options:

1.  Stop answering his texts and turn your read receipts on, hopefully he’ll get the hint.

2. Give him another chance because you like him. And the second time is the TRUE test.

And what do you know, the peen was just as small/stroke just as weak the second time around.

Not all women place great sex in their top 5 requirements for a man.  It is possible to date a minute man and be satisfied with your relationship if sex isn’t that big of a deal for you. Regardless, it definitely sucks to come to the realization that your man is lacking in this department. You should never sacrifice your sexual happiness for a man, but if sex is lower on your list, you can deal.

So, yes, you can still like him even if your vagina doesn’t. It’s all about priorities.  Have you ever liked or been in love with a man lacking in the peen department?

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