“I Murdered My Husband But Eff You Joakim Noah!!”

I bet the woman who shot Joakim Noah the middle finger at a recent Miami Heat vs Chicago Bulls game had no idea that her little stunt would cause so much media havoc. Something as simple as the actions of an overzealous fan has people looking into her sketchy past. It isn’t pretty!

Via Sun Sentinel

It’s the middle finger that flipped across the Internet world — and it belongs to millionaire socialite Filomena “Phyllis” Tobias.

 

The Heat fan from Jupiter flashed an angry bird inches from the face of Chicago Bulls player Joakim Noah Wednesday. The resulting photo of the fierce-looking blonde quickly made headlines across the country.

 

So who is the woman behind the finger?

 

She’s the 47-year-old widow of a hedge fund owner who, under mysterious circumstances, was found dead five years ago in the pool of the couple’s mansion. It was her fourth husband.

 

Tobias first entered the media spotlight in 2007 following the death of Seth Tobias, 44, former CNBC commentator and hedge fund owner. A legal fight over the dead husband’s wealth brought out lurid stories of murder, cocaine binges and trysts with a tiger-tattooed go-go dancer.

Girl, you were cheating with a male stripper named Tiger, killed your husband, left him in the pool and have the nerve to act a donkey at a basketball game like people won’t bring that up? Guess you learned today! Read the full article on Filomena “Phyllis” Tobias and her sketch pastHERE.