As usual, Baller Alert is here to give you the most relatable tweets of the week, just to set the tone that most of us have a lot more in common than we all think.
How many of you go to church and see the pastor sitting in the corner like this:
The guest pastor whilst he's being introduced: pic.twitter.com/VUq7DMslKZ
— D²☔️ (@D2Briggs) May 1, 2021
I think that most women can relate that when men say, “It wouldn’t kill you to smile,” it’s creepy:
Why is a stranger smiling for you so important to weird men? I’m not in the mood Ted Bundy like wtf.
— Kay (@KaylarWill) May 2, 2021
Mood since the pandemic:
I literally feel like this chair pic.twitter.com/ZyRSzdvmBO
— 🪐 (@liilbitchy) May 1, 2021
How many people change their passwords because they couldn’t remember their previous password?:
me 🤝 remixing my passwords and then forgetting which remix I used.
— Jannat (@hashjenni) May 1, 2021
When your joke slaps and everyone laughs for 5 min:
when your joke bangs & your waiting for your friends to settle down 😂 pic.twitter.com/yWOjZYwGZu
— 𝐦𝐨𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐞 (@moxiee_xx) May 1, 2021
Most women can relate to a former ex-boyfriend claiming that “it should’ve been you”:
A man I dated over 10 years ago just got married. I sent him a congratulations wishing them well & he gon say “Could’ve been you but you didn’t wanna be a step mom.” Bro I was 19…. likeeeeee 😭😭😭😭😭
— Melissa 03/04 ♓️ (@_Prettyyassh) May 2, 2021
Dating his landlord >>> Dating his barber:
He dumped me so I’m dating his landlord. We increasing the rent tomorrow.
— price🇿🇼 (@allaitermoi) May 2, 2021