Lying A** Groupie Cops A Plea To Dez Bryant, Says She Meant Dezmon Briscoe

Let me tell you a little story about how a dumb groupie got caught in her lie and tried to backpeddle faster than a broken bicycle down a hill. Last night a self proclaimed NFL/NBA Groupie took to Twitter to “expose” Ballers she claimed she slept with. One of the Ballers she threatened to expose was Dallas Cowboy Dez Bryant. In screenshots of a text message, you see the Groupie having an exchange with someone. They discussed sexual favors that included strap ons, golden showers and a variety of other things.  As I stated in the last blog, we can’t confirm whether the those texts were really from Dez Bryant. All we know is the area code was a Dallas/Ft. Worth area phone number. 

Read the other blog HERE.

Before the story could grow legs, Dez Bryant shut down the groupie, claiming he did not know her and has gotten the NFLPA involved. He also said that the he does not have a Dallas phone number and after some investigation it has been confirmed he doesn’t. 

But it gets better..

The NFL/NBA Groupie deleted her page. Guilty concious? Maybe so, because she ended up sending an apology text message to someone she believed to be Dez Bryant copping pleas.

Which is funny because this morning we got the following Baller Mail as well: 

“So that bitch apparently made up a new page saying that she was trying to get followers that’s y she said dez Bryant but it was actual dez briscoe aka Royce ex lying boo”

Oh, so you meant BRISCOE not BRYANT?!?!

Baller Alert spoke to reps close to Dez Bryant who said that Dez and the NFLPA are looking into these matters further. Dez is working on making the necessary changes to his career (See Jordan ‘Don’t Misbehave’ Deal) and he doesn’t need these false allegations getting around. 

Thanks Dez, and like we said before we’re just reporting what was “said” so hopefully no hard feelings.  But let me talk about this young NFL groupie real quick.

*adjusts glasses*

First of all young lady, what you won’t do is send Dez Bryant a text message saying that I told you to name him instead of Dez Briscoe. First of all, I’ve already written blogs about Dez Briscoe’s suspect ways so why would I (as a Cowboy fan) bring up Dez Bryant? Not only that but I didn’t even know about you until AFTER you mentioned him. 

Exhibit A: 

Peep the time she sent the tweet that it was Dez Bryant. 11:05 PM right? Well I didn’t catch wind of her “exposing” people on Twitter until 40 minutes later. Check out my tweet. 

So before you blame ME for you lying on an innocent person, get your ish right because I ALWAYS keep my receipts honey! Looks like to me you wanted some Twitter fame and a few followers and you weren’t expecting Dez BRYANT to respond to you. You knew good and well that you were referring to Dez BRYANT and not Dez BRISCOE. You chose to come for Dez BRYANT instead of Dez BRISCOE. If I was going to advise you of anything it would have been to tell the truth because that’s the ONLY thing I know how to do. Not only that but Dez Briscoe is waaaay more believable.  Baller Alert has no need to LIE to get numbers. We get those numbers off the TRUTH every day. Get your life before someone ends up giving it to you, boo.

As a cautionary tale to groupies that LIE on Ballers, don’t do it. A lot of these dudes don’t want their money or livlihood played with and they will come for you. Not every Baller is a dumb jock and not every Baller is going to let you make it. Now this dumb chick from Poway, California (yes I have your phone number too) is being investigated and possibly sued. I hope all that foolishness you did on Twitter was worth it.  I also want you dumb chicks thinking about throwing ME or BALLER ALERT into your mess and lying, BALLERS ALWAYS BELIEVE US OVER YOU. Just throwing that out there. 

Lil honey is lucky she deleted her Twitter and even more lucky I’m nursing a migraine or else I would have drug her from Poway, CA to Atlanta, GA. 

To Dez, we apologize for our part in this. If you sue her, send us the story. 

In conclusion, Baller Alert always catches the tea. The truth ALWAYS comes out.