Oregon police remain stumped and confused days into the investigation of a weed-filled porta-potty.
A Rouge River man made the discovery while walking his dog in a public park. Cops later determined that the discovery would lead to the largest cannabis seizure in their department’s history. Now the only problem is, cops still don’t know how the weed got into the portable bathroom stall, or who it belongs to.
Many speculations have raised surrounding the question of why someone would stash the marijuana in such a public hiding spot, in a state where marijuana is legal. Some Facebook commenters under the department’s photo suggested that the stash was possibly a bad batch from someone’s homegrown product.
Nonetheless, the department has found a less conventional use for the Mary Jane, which onlookers almost unanimously agreed was probably trash. The stash has now allegedly been put through a wood chipper. “It is now green mulch,” the police department wrote via Facebook. “Let’s just hope we don’t get some suspicious looking green plants coming up through the ground next year at the city’s Public Works yard.”
How do you think the marijuana got into the potty?
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