A British man is celebrating the return of his penis after six years of wearing it on his arm.
In a new video detailing the journey to his artificial ‘D’, Malcolm MacDonald, who lost his penis due to a blood infection and had a replacement one created on his arm, said he feels “like a real man again.”
According to The Post, the man’s penis was successfully relocated from his left arm to his pubic area. His nerves and blood arteries from his arm were transferred to his new artificial penis, allowing him to create blood flow. At the same time, urologists and plastic surgeons confirmed he had a functioning urethra.
The surgery was delayed by staff shortages, mix-ups, and the pandemic, which occurred six years after the phallus was conceived.
Meanwhile, MacDonald has said that others ask “about it when they see me in the pub” and that it has even popped out on occasion, once smacking a woman in the head.
In his new documentary, fittingly named, The Man With a Penis on His Arm, he said, “It was a nine-hour op.” He added, “The first thing I did was look down, and I was like, ‘Oh, my days. They got it this time.’”
For those unfamiliar with MacDonald’s penile struggle, he previously stated that after an infection, he “saw my penis go black” and “drop to the floor,” prompting him to “pick it up and put it in the bin.”
MacDonald’s sex life, unlike his old penis, has not been ruined, as he describes the possibility of having sex with a functioning member as “a turning point in my life.”
Before his surgery, he requested that his new penis be six inches, with two inches added, and said the surgeons “were happy to listen to what I wanted it to be like, which was amazing.”
“My luck in life hasn’t been too good so far, but it can only go bad for so long, can’t it?” he said. “Can you imagine six years of your life with a penis swinging on your arm? It’s been a nightmare, but it’s gone now.”
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