Man Says His Super-Sized Penis Cost Him a New Job

An overabundance of literal “Big D**k Energy” has cost one British man his livelihood.

While an extra large penis may be good news for most women, according to a man named Joe, who elected not to share his last name for privacy reasons, his extra large manhood has left his life in chaos. In a documentary appropriately titled “My Massive C**k,” the man showed off his extraordinarily large baby maker, revealing that it measures “about nine and a half inches” and is “thicker than my forearm.”

Joe shared that one potential employer snatched away a job opportunity because they believed he had an erection during the interview. The employer told the 22-year-old that they felt “inappropriate behavior” during their discussion was not suitable for their company. However, the tormented man explained that his bulging penis was not in sport mode during the process but in its flaccid state.

The somber experience has now led Joe to explore penis reduction surgery. As of now, Joe is forced to wear special underwear to keep his penis in place and prevent it from falling out and potentially scaring people.

Another man featured in the doc named Andy Lee also bears the burden of an oversized love muscle. But unlike Joe, Andy has embraced his third leg, making a career out of it. He has left his job as a plumber behind, entering the adult film industry. He sports an impressive 25,000 followers on Instagram and seemingly enjoys collaborating with those who can handle his ten and a half inch pole.