Nick Cannon is a proud papa with a huge family—and he’s protecting his most important assets!
The TV host and father of 12 has taken out a $10 million insurance policy on his balls.
“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” Nick joked in a funny statement, showing he’s not slowing down anytime soon.
This idea came from teaming up with the men’s grooming company Dr. Squatch.
They used their special “Ball Valuation Tool” to evaluate Nick’s family jewels, examining their size, performance in the bedroom, and other factors that make them so valuable.
However, Dr. Squatch went even further and got Nick an official insurance policy through a big insurance broker to cover his prized possessions 100% covered.
“Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!” an appreciative Nick exclaimed.
At 43 years old, Nick proudly holds the title “Most Valuable Balls,” which celebrates his dedication to continuously growing his huge brood.
“Don’t go another day without protecting and caring for your most valuable assets with Ball-to-Ball Coverage through Dr. Squatch’s new Ball Care products,” Cannon said.
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