Ballerific Relationships: No Curve Formed Against Me Shall Prosper

By @DodgerOnDeck)

The act of curving has become something similar to a sport nowadays. There’s levels to the curve & females have even developed their own favorite curving techniques. They can range to her saying “no”, putting you out on social media, or just ignoring you. There’s many different types & females have even deemed certain phrases such as “My bad, I was sleep”, “I’ll let you know”, “Lol”, “Oh”, & “I didn’t see your text till just now” as instant curves. Popular opinion is that you should be able to pick up on curves, get the hint, & give it up Even though female-made curves such as “I’ll call you right back” don’t seem obvious to the average male.

A curve is more like saying “come harder” or “try again.” Nobody wants a quitter right? Doesn’t you throwing me a curve & me just accepting fate make me a quitter? That could be translated to me not really wanting it. If you text me “My bad, I was sleep” with intentions of it being a curve & I text you back “It’s cool. What’s up?” doesn’t that show my genuine interest in you? If you text me & say “Lol” & I respond trying to start a new conversation doesn’t that show I like to talk to you? Or when I see you & ask if we can go on a date & you reply with “We’ll see” as a curve & respond with a date, time, & plans wouldn’t that spark your interest?

Being thrown a curve is similar to when arcade games used to give you time to put in more tokens before your game ended. Either you can let it rock & keep it moving or you can enter some more tickets & pick up where she tried to leave you. Picking up where she tried to leave you comes with no risks, either she’s going to leave you again or grant you some more time. & that’s why no curve formed against me shall prosper.