Let’s have a talk about MALE GROUPIES. We don’t seem to talk about them enough. We focus on female groupies so much that we forget that it goes both ways. Men are by far the worst groupies ever! Ever wonder who’s DM’ing female celebrities on twitter?? So here is my blog titled “Why am I a groupie when….”. It’s time to get familiar with male groupies!
Why am I a groupie when you have been begging Ciara to follow you on Twitter for the past 6 months?
Why am I a groupie and you get mad at me when I say Jay Z sucks?? (I don’t really think he sucks but its the principalities of the matter!)
Why am I a groupie when you’re in the strip club every night trying to wife up every stripper that gives you attention?
Why am I a groupie when you’re shoving all the “Barbies” to get to the front of VIP when Nicki Minaj is in town?
Why am I a groupie when you’re all up in a rapper’s face trying to get him to listen to your mixtape. Yeah, I may want sex, but what do YOU want?
Why am I a groupie when you’re messaging myspace models trying to get their phone numbers and nude pics
Why am I a groupie but you just sent a picture message of your peen to every girl in your phone book?
Why am I a groupie when you have “SODMG” or “Yuuup” in your twitter name?
Why am I a groupie when you run up to every celeb you see giving him dap?
Why am I a groupie when you’re on Twitter calling all the female celebs “baby” and all the male celebs “bro” and “fam”? They don’t know you!!!
Why am I a groupie when you left your good “regular” girlfriend for a stripper or a “model” just because they have a lot of “fans”. Boy, what a lame!
You call me these names but I’mmmmmmmm the groupie? Boy bye!
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