Do you have a kink that you’re embarrassed about? You know, the thing that gets your gears going, blood rushing to your nether regions? Don’t be. Everyone has that one thing, or if you’re me 30 things that turns you on. Embrace your kink. Don’t think you’re dirty because you have a “thing”…unless of course it’s an illegal “thing” in which case you need Jesus, Mary, Joseph, an exorcism and jail.
Everyone is different when it comes to sex. Take p0rn for example…skinny, BBW, big/small chesticles, gay, straight etc. There’s a kink/fetish for everyone, no matter what your preference might be. Don’t be shy about it with your significant other, explore it together. That’s the thing about sex when you’re in a relationship, it should be no holds barred in there. Discuss your Do’s, Don’ts and HELLNO’S.
Not everyone needs to know your business, so don’t go out there telling your homies at the barbershop that you like when chicks fart and your “johnson” gets hard. Feel me? Folks judge, especially when we don’t fit the “norm” when it comes to sex. Lights off, missionary, d0ggystyle every 3rd Sunday or whatever your routine is.
SHAKE IT UP!
Who wants to keep doing routine sex? If you have ADHD, like me, trust me the same routine gets boring and then you start thinking about that joke your twitter boo tweeted. Hell, I don’t even think you need ADHD to do that, but I digress.
Try something different in your sex life. Get out of the bedroom for starters! Sh*t! There are other areas in the house to shaboink, unless you still live with your mom, so having random sex in places is the LEAST of your worries and well…that’s another blog post for another day. But, for the sake of your sex life…get out of your comfort zone!
A couple articles ago I wrote about giving him a footjob and gave you ladies instructions and the feedback I got from a lot of you was awesome! It’s different. Guys love different things and you will too!
With that said get OUT of the bedroom! Here’s what I want you to do ladies… F**k his head up. All you need is a DOPE pair of heels and some red lipstick.
Greet him at the door, while sitting on your hind legs or on your knees and have your mouth open ready to receive him. Unzip his pants and let him grow in your mouth. When he gets to an appropriate size, stand up and walk to the kitchen. Bend over your kitchen table or counter with your legs spread apart and let him take you in the kitchen. After he deposits a load, thank him for using you and let him know he can do this WHENEVER he likes. Trust me it’ll f**k up his head and you’ll be satisfied in more ways than one. *winks*
Let me know how it turns out for you! In other awesome news, I’ve got the go ahead from balleralert to start a sex advice column. If you have any sex questions or need sex advice email me at [email protected] I will answer 2-3 questions a week.
This is MizCaramelVixen, your fetishologist, and you can find me on twitter @MizCaramelVixen & miz_caramel_vixen on Instagram.
***Disclaimer***
If you do what I mentioned above and you get knocked up, you can NOT blame me and I’m not putting in on child support lol! Go have fun and explore each other!
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