Sheriffs Ask People To Turn In Their “Wanted” Exes for Valentine’s Day

If your ex is a wanted criminal, you can ruin their Valentine’s Day by turning them into the police. 

According to the NY Post, law enforcement officials in North Carolina are giving all the jilted and jaded lovers a chance to make Valentine’s Day a very special one this weekend.

The Nash County Sheriff’s Office used their Facebook page to promote a special offer called the “Valentine’s Day Weekend Special.”

“Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants?” the Sheriff’s Office’s post read.

“Give us a call… with their location and we’ll take care of the rest,” the post offered.

The promotion promises to provide a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free chauffeured transportation, and a one-night minimum stay in “our luxurious (five-star) accommodations.”

The office ended their post, which is described as “too sweet to pass up,” by saying, “operators are standing by,” so it’s your last chance to make your ex-con ex’s Valentine one they will never forget.