Have you ever browsed Instagram/Twitter and see an abundance of photographs that made you envy an Instagram Honey’s entire lifestyle? You notice she’s always on vacation, always has the latest fashions and always court side and yet you, here you are with your little 9 to 5, struggling to make your check stretch for another week, wondering what in the world is this girl doing with HER life? Well I’m here to tell you, she’s probably auctioning off that pocketbook to the highest bidder, so don’t feel bad.Â
A surefire way to know if a Honey is selling her pocketbook is judging by her job. If she doesn’t have one, she’s selling her pocketbook. How else is she getting new bags and shoes without any sign of employment? Or if she IS employed, I’m not sure if her Medical Assistant’s Assistant job is paying for her endless supply of Chanel.
You can always tell by the pictures she posts on social media also. If a Honey is always in a hotel room, she probably works out of one. Miami, Vegas, Los Angeles, all in the span of two weeks and you don’t have any obligations to get back to at home? Yep, that pocketbook is totally for sale. Hotels aren’t the only tell tale sign either. If she’s in town and always taking photos in houses much bigger and better than hers, she’s probably making a delivery.
Is she always taking trips to Dubai but you’ve already determined she doesn’t have the means to afford such a trip? She’s probably selling that pocketbook, and getting defecated on. But on the plus side, I hear the guys in Dubai pay well.
There are other ways that you can tell a woman is selling her pocketbook. As discrete as she attempts to be, things she does on social media seem to always give it away. Ladies, there’s nothing wrong with doing what you gotta do to get what you want, but if being inconspicuous is your goal, it’s time to start cleaning up your timeline by doing these few things:
– Stop posting so many photos of your boarding passes, selfies in hotel mirrors and pics courtside. You appear as if you aren’t used to it and it only raises red flags.Â
– Take the air plane emoji out of your social media bio…and if you’re not a paid model, take the booking info out too.
– Don’t brag about material things. Again, it makes it appear as if you can’t get it on your own and if you can’t, then where are you getting it?Â
Hope this helps you ladies!
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