Suspended NFL Player Josh Gordon to Work as a Car Salesman During His Suspension.

Josh Gordon will be the new goodwill ambassador — and floor salesman — for the Sarchione Auto group in Randolph, Ohio, which includes Sarchione Ford and Sarchione Chevrolet. Gordon, who starts at Sarchione this weekend, will also be involved with all of the auto group’s community efforts, including the Wounded Warrior Project.

This encompasses all the reasons why people should “JUST SAY NO” to drugs.

Gordon is going from making over six figures (the NFL bargain of rookie contracts) to making commission only. Why Josh, why can you not leave the weed alone?

Ladies approach this baller with caution!! This is a CODE ORANGE alert!! We have a baller status in serious jeopardy, because Josh will take home $0.00 this NFL season. No game or practice checks, nothing, zip, zilch, zero, nada! If you had eyes on this one, you might want to keep it moving to someone else on the roster this season. The checks will hopefully start coming back in…MAYBE…August of 2015. A Baller Alert intervention needs to take place.

Gordon had a pro-bowl season, after serving a four game suspension for drugs. He broke your own NFL record two weeks in a row, and was one of the top three wide receivers in the NFL.

Will he still drive this?

Or this?

I suspect that when Gordon comes back next season, he will be the top receiver in the NFL.  He has nowhere to go but up, right? After his return to the NFL, the next contact will be a max contract loaded with bonuses and incentives that he will meet. He has to stay out of trouble though. No drinking, no drugs, no hanging with the wrong people. At times, I think that Josh Gordon is the worst person in his circle.

Ladies, let’s all hope that Josh uses better discretion and judgment when he returns back to the NFL next season. After the CODE ORANGE alert is over, visit the dealership and claim him now, while his is still broke. When Josh returns to the NFL you will be glad you did. Unless, he gets another positive urine test…

A scene that will not be taking place this NFL season…Gordon catching a touchdown pass.

Nope…not happening at all…SMDH