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i love telling people “it’s cool” whole time ima cut them out my life completely
— cassandra (@cassgarzaaa) September 8, 2021
one thing about me , ima watch my surroundings 😭
— prettycharity🦋 . (@charidddy_bruhh) September 8, 2021
do frank ocean need a ride to the studio or something?
— joe doza (@itsjoedoza) September 8, 2021
All Virgos care about is food and like 2 other people.
— j (@theearthyvirgo) September 7, 2021
I unfollow right back y’all ain’t famous.
— Talia🦋 ( 20 ) (@__Taliaaa__) September 8, 2021
The tarot lady told you a man was coming back to give you closure. Welp here it is ❤️ https://t.co/JiewSiXw4e
— Coyote Kaine (@CJ_Kaine) September 7, 2021
Period apps constantly trying to get me to pay for premium feels like harassment. What am I going to to with premium period predictions?
— Jhene Ikhona 🇿🇼♍️ (@mavellahh) September 8, 2021
The first thing I learned in college is that an 8 am class in high school and an 8 am class in college occur at two very different 8 ams.
— Kevín (@KevOnStage) September 8, 2021
“wyd after work” going to bed bro i ain’t no super hero
— 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌 𝖒 (@pxpimus) September 8, 2021
“the doctor will be with you shortly”. – biggest lie ever.
— lil mama ♡ (@jazYOUsoBad) September 8, 2021
