This Girl Is Smashing Rich Dollaz, Here Are 10 Love & Hip Hop Guys She Should Smash Instead

Reality television has blurred the lines of who’s a Baller and who’s not and when you’re a young college sophomore from Elizabeth City, NC it’s easy to think that someone on  television is balling, even if they do happen to sleep on a twin sized bed. A young girl by the name of “channyRICH” on Twitter posted a photo of her & Rich Dollaz hugged up to her page with the caption “Lol everybody say hey to the homie @richdollaz”.  We all know what “homie” means and judging from the pic and her Twitter name, one could assume we’re right. From the looks of her timeline, she looks pretty proud to be posted up with her “homie” but if you’ve been a reader of BA for a while now, you are not impressed by Rich Dollaz, his temper, his twin sized bed or his ashy peen. 

For this reason I decided to help our youth by compiling a list of 10 Love & Hip Hop Guys She Should Smash Instead Of Rich Dollaz. Because if you’re going to do it, at least do it better. Check the list out below! 

STEVIE J – Stevie J makes the top of the list based off of his peen pics alone. I mean, have you seen the size of that thing? He’s packing a gorilla arm in his pants! I’d let Stevie J snort coke off my butt crack if that’s what he’s into. Good D will make you do crazy things.

JOE BUDDEN – For obvious reasons Joe Budden is by far the finest male to participate in the Love & Hip Hop franchise. He seems to have less “issues” too. If for nothing else, you will have a photogenic piece of arm candy that will make for great Instagram pics.

JUELZ SANTANA – He may be broke but he’s fine. Let Kimbella worry about the kids and the bills and the basement they had to move in to because the rent for their apartment was too high.

MENDEECEES – He’s got millions of dollars stashed away somewhere.. GET..IN…ON…THAT! At least you know you won’t have to deal with a clingy man, he’s going to be doing FED time soon anyway. 

PETER GUNZ – “It’s guaranteed Peter, know how to eat her.” I take rap lyrics very seriously. 

LIL SCRAPPY – Scrappy may not have a whole lot to offer (like furniture) but at least you know that should you ever need someone to jump into a fight for you Momma Dee has your back! Everybody needs somebody that’ll take a knife for them.

JIM JONES – See “Lil Scrappy” and add the fact that he’s pretty sexy when he bathes. 

JOSELINE – Joseline is a ride or die who’s grown on me. I’m here for her!

KIRK FROST – I don’t have many nice things to say about Kirk other than he’s better than Rich Dollaz.

BENZINO – He bought Karlie Redd boobs *looks at pic above*…..yeah.