We’re almost at the finish line of the second week of the new year! Here’s our weekly round-up of funny & relatable tweets seen on Twitter. Check ’em out and let us know which ones you relate to the most.
Y’all wanna breed frenchies instead of chickens and now eggs cost $100
— 💻 (@traderxel) January 11, 2023
ill pull my leggings up to my eyebrows before i let the coochie part be baggy
— solé (@layxsnv) January 11, 2023
come on W-2’s, i just told my family i don’t need them for shít 😩😂
— 𝐇★𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋🥡 (@mainbitchclique) January 11, 2023
This is how u really eat a poptart 😂 pic.twitter.com/UBOIj1xC8A
— solé (@layxsnv) January 12, 2023
Not having no Cocomelon kids. sit down and listen to Nicki Minaj 😭
— ISLAND BOY 🏝🍒 (@ISLANDBARBZZ) January 11, 2023
male strippers be scaring me cause like why you got a thong on with timbs ??
— niggasbebrokeokayy (@khilanii) January 11, 2023
Idk who needs to hear this but please pay that person their money back, they waited long enough!
— Kim. (@_KimChanel_) January 12, 2023
Sliding in my DMs knowing ya passport expired is insane. 😭
— Marlon (@876pilot) January 11, 2023
that job don’t care about you , lay back down 😭🤣🥴 .
— solé (@layxsnv) January 10, 2023
ppl rlly don’t drop money on the floor like they used to
— invader zim (@f8the) January 5, 2023
if you’re eating eggs rn i KNOW you got money 😭
— kim (@lunakimm) January 11, 2023
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