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When Sexting Goes Wrong!! The Do’s And Don’ts Of Textual Intercourse

by Eleven8
October 5, 2016
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Here we have it folks, the one device that single handedly ruined yet revolutionized communication, the cell phone. These days everyone has a cell, and you can pretty much reach a loved one at any time by either calling or texting. But what happens when you’re feeling a little frisky and you want to share that with your mate who can’t pick up his phone? SEXTING is what happens! Sexting is what happens when phone sex goes textual. You’re horny, he’s horny, he’s working the late shift at work, you’re at home in your grandma night gown, what else is there to do? Allow me to give you the do’s and don’ts of SEXTING so you don’t find yourself getting the dial tone.

Do: Follow a sexting text with the appropriate smiley face from time to time. The most commonly used faces would probably be the “wink” or “sticking-out-tongue”.

Don’t: Do not under any circumstance follow or respond to a sexting text with “LOL”. At that point the thrill is gone.

Do: Initiate sexting by a completely random yet sexy picture message of yourself. Lingerie or completely nude is preferred, but not required.

Don’t: receive a sexy picture mail from your mate and show your friends, co-workers or the internet (unless you intend on never receiving that picture or the contents of that picture again). Trust me, I’ve seen people go as far as posting these pics on their Facebook page. You sir, are doing too much!


Do: answer all texts promptly. Sexting is difficult enough because there are 3 to 5 minutes between responses but when it turns to 15 or 20 minutes it becomes pretty awkward.

Don’t: interrupt textual intercourse with a phone call. Clearly, there is a reason you are texting and not calling so don’t spoil the mood. If you feel the need to take the texts to a more verbal level it is polite to ask if it is okay first. You should also already have the scenerio played out and your sexy voice ready in the event that your partner says it is okay.

Do: Be very very careful when sending out sex messages. Double, Triple and Quadruple check to make sure you are sending the right message to the right person! There are some text messages that your pastor should never accidentally see (see image above for example).

Don’t: partake in textual intercourse with multiple partners at a time if you are easily confused or can’t pay attention to detail. Also refrain from partaking in textual-threesomes unless you’re a professional. No mass sexting!

Do: Use Facetime on iPhone 4 when you’re feeling fancy. A good video chat can go a long way to set the mood right!

Don’t: forget to clean your room before trying to be sexy on camera. There is absolutely nothing worse than trying to entice a man and your room looks like your closet exploded or your bed sheets are dingy. No man is gonna want to “bust it wide open” if he thinks he could leave with a bad case of the bed bugs!

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