Among the many troublesome topics trending on Twitter today, a light-hearted discussion arose regarding small reasons why men have been “dubbed.”
One Twitter user who goes by username @inkedbyharms kicked off the humorous thread when she posed the question, “what’s the smallest reason u dubbed a man? i’ll go first, he ordered a small beverage.” From there, thousands of users weighed in with their experiences going ghost on former suitors. According to a survey conducted in 2016 by dating platform Plenty of Fish, 78% of single Millennials have been “ghosted” at least once in their dating years. This may explain why so many Twitter users have stories of dubbing men over minuscule things. Check out some of the funniest tweets below.
what’s the smallest reason u dubbed a man? i’ll go first, he ordered a small beverage 😂😂
— Harms (@moneybagharms) January 26, 2021
Went on a date w this guy who told me he doesn’t like it when girls waste (spit out) his cum bc it’s his “energy.” He told me when he masturbates he drinks his own cum to “conserve” his energy. Also he told me he could and does suck himself off. Didn’t go on a second date.
— Aggressive Asian (@JennLi123) January 27, 2021
He used his military discount to get in the strip club. 😭
— K 🦂 (@PlentyBeauti) January 27, 2021
I smoked for the first time around him & just realized he was ugly 😭😭
— Kel-C (@PeggingPeggy) January 27, 2021
https://twitter.com/Ariiiixxv/status/1354262292033138691
He said yummylicious when we went to get ice cream https://t.co/qovcFvMHTK
— sleepy ting 💤 (@SociallyInenpt) January 27, 2021
https://twitter.com/ladyhunchoooo/status/1354334534175780866
https://twitter.com/avbruh/status/1354318321936551937
https://twitter.com/eIevatorgirrl/status/1354274050844086279
https://twitter.com/angelhatehentai/status/1354272219850039296
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