Baller Alert It's a lifestyle!
The word groupie does not just apply to women. There are male groupies that act far more worst than females. Check out some of the traits below:
You are a male groupie if:
- You try your hardest to disrespect them in public to get their attention
- You go to the club WITHOUT the baller and say “I was with LeBron last week”
- You will drive their car to gas up but stunt like it is yours
- You follow them from city to city
- You live in their house, have no job
- You hate on the females extra hard…calling them groupies and acting like the baller is your lover
- You offer girls drink from their bottle
- You always refer to the celeb as “Lebron oh yeah he my man..we went to school together”
- Your title in the male entourage is “personal assistant”
- You will knock a female down to dap a baller up
- You are seen in the background of the baller’s pictures. (You are usually the one holding up a bottle like you purchased it)
- You invite people over to the baller house & use his name “we having a cookout at Melo’s house later come thru”
- You hate when he is spending time with his girl
- You jump in a baller’s conversation with a chick just to explain who the baller is
- You always name drop or tell everybody what that person does. “yo this Lebron James he play for the Lakers”
- You didn’t make it professionally so you are always bringing up when they played ball in College or High School with the Star
- You ask to borrow their jewelry to wear it to the club.
Can you add to the list?
