YOU MIGHT BE A GROUPIE IF….

#youmightbeagroupie – Trending topics are becoming very popular on twitter. One started called you might be a groupie…

Because of the genre of this site I have to post these. These come from various of twitters

You might be a groupie if:

#youmightbeagroupie if u stand by the VIP all nite waiting for someome to let u in

#youmightbeagroupie if you claim the bball player u fuked last night is “ur boy” bitch WRONG.COM

#youmightbeagroupie if you get up in the AM and it’s $200 on the nightstand…Escorts get at least a stack ( ahhhhhahahah)

#youmightbeagroupie if you’ve slept with 2 or more players on the same team bahahahaha

#youknowyouragroupie when u get introduced to a player and he says “ohhh so ur ____” LOL

#umightbeagroupie if u throw up in the club cuz u was table hoppin without getting fed by the player u fucked earlier

#youmightbeagroupie if you take condoms and an extra outfit with you to a football/basketball game or concert

#umightbeagroupie if the dude u fuked last night has a 70million dollar contract and wouldn’t even pay ur cab fare.

#umightbeagroupie if u be in 5star hotel lobbies & valet area trying to get saved — FAIL

#youmightbeagroupie if you aint got no job and kids at home but you find yourself at every superbowl/all-star weekend/charity weekend

#youmightbeagroupie if you’ve never done this before not even with your b/f but you do it the first name with an athlete/rapper

#youmightbeagroupie if u traded your flip phone in to get the google phone or blackberry so u can google his name after yall meet

#youmightbeagroupie if you have decided you’ll fuck whoever has a video on 106&Park right now

#youmightbeagroupie if every time he calls he tells you to bring a bi-chick with you

#youmightbeagroupie if you show up to his birthday party and get upset cause he there with his wife

#youmightbeagroupie if you have to pause for even one second and think about anything I’ve been writing

#youmightbeagroupie if random rappers you’ve never met call your phone when they come to town AND you go see them

#youmightbeagroupie if your ring tone is Cam’ron “Suck it or Not”

#youmightbeagroupie if he asks you to “hook his little brother up”

#youmightbeagroupie if after he hits it he puts you out without asking for your number or giving you his

#youmightbeagroupie if your dude don’t give you cab money home and your 20 miles from your house

#youmightbeagroupie IF you go to all-star weekend and watch the game from hooters

#youmightbeagroupie if your phone rings AFTER the concert and afterparty…that you paid to get in

#youmightbeagroupie if he in VIP with gold bottles up and u in the regular section with an apple martini that was 2 for 1

#youmightbeagroupie he pays for his bff to go to france but he won’t pay your cell phone bill

#youmightbeagroupie if ya boy pulls up in the 62 maybach but he makes you take and pay for a taxi

#youmightbeagroupie if you go to an away game and your dude looks shocked and appalled to see you

#youmightbeagroupie if your favorite NBA player only answers phone calls/texts when he’s in town

#youmightbeagroupie if the rapper you’ve been fucking always cause you shawty…he don’t remember u dumbass

#youmightbeagroupie if you get always called to video set to “audition” but you get edited out

#youmightbeagroupie if you tix to a game are in the 500 level

#youmightbeagroupie if you’ve slept with 3 pro-athletes in 1 week and you can’t pay your rent!!!!!!!!!!

#youmightbeagroupie if I can get dna evidence/sperm sample from the OUTSIDE of your cheek

#youmightbeagroupie you wake up in the morning by yourself but you’ve got white stains in your hair

#youmightbeagroupie if you’ve slept with 2 or more players on the same team

#youmightbeagroupie If you’ve ever had to ask “Don’t u remember me from….”

#youmightbeagroupie if u hurry to your car after a game or show to follow the tour bus

#youmightbeagroupie if u stand by the VIP all nite waiting for someome to let u in
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