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Your Sex Is Amazing, But I Don’t Like You

by Baller Alert Staff
April 22, 2021
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If this applies to you, you’re winning way more than the “I Like You, But Your Sex Is Weak” folks.

So, let’s say you’re getting over a bad break up.  You go to the club with your girls to have a good time, drink one too many long islands, and end up going home with that sexy man thats been eyeing you all night. It happens.

You get back to his house and have the most AMAZING sex. I’m talking, he already knows your spots, gets freaky, and even ignores that fact that you haven’t shaved because no one was seeing your box.

Then you leave that morning thinking, “Hmmm, this was a nice surprise, I wonder if this can go somewhere…”

Little did you know, this man is weak! They’ll usually fall into one of these categories:

  • Scrub
  • Boring
  • No ambition
  • Controlling psycho
  • Stevie J

I know you will want to keep trying with him. You want your man to be slangin’, so you probably want to force yourself to find a way to make it work. Not to burst your bubble, but it won’t.  You’ll be laying in bed after your orgasm looking at him like, “You’re annoying. I need to find a way outta here!!”

Lucky for you, this man can still be put to good use, even though he could never be your man.  Make him your cutty buddy.  As long as you set it up with the right terms, he can’t get on your nerves. No dates, you always have to drive when you meet up with him, no spending the night, no following on social networks.  Then, you call him only when YOU want. Don’t let your girly emotions mess this up.

And the final step is keeping him around until you and your new boo get exclusive because your new boo WILL mess up in the mean time, and you don’t want to be left dry…literally.

And that is how you finesse your way into the perfect situation with a man with amazing sex and weak everything else.

The only problem you might face is finding a man that you like with the same sexual attraction. Once you get a taste of the good stuff, you don’t want to downgrade. Times like these involve prioritizing, sacrifice, and looking at the package as a whole.  You have to find what’s more important to you.

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