​ The D*ck Was Life Changing, But He Wasn’t Sh*t
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The D*ck Was Life Changing, But He Wasn’t Sh*t

niksofly by niksofly
November 1, 2017
in Relationships
Reading Time: 1 min read

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It’s been two years since you two have said a word to each other let alone had sex. Yet, the slightest thing triggers a memory. You smell his favorite cologne and have flashbacks about that one time at the Westin Hotel, where he pinned you to the wall and gave you everything he had.

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You can’t wash the dishes without thinking about how he manhandled you that one time before work. Everything you do reminds you of that passionate, mind- blowing sex. Truthfully speaking, the d*ck was life changing. He just wasn’t sh*t.

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Now you’re stuck because you’ve moved past him and his shenanigans, but you cant let go of how he commanded your body. Just the sound of his voice had you aroused.

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This just means, you’ve just been hit with that good joog. You’re going to have to figure out a way to occupy your time so that you can move on.

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Focusing on your career/education  is a good start. What’s better than getting good joog? A bomb career.

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Workout – nothing relieves stress like a hard workout. Plus it’s killing two birds with one stone. You’re getting healthy/ fine while alleviating that extra stress.

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Volunteer – the busier you are, the less time you have to focus on his sex. Volunteering will take your mind off things and give you something better to focus on.

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However, what you do not need to do is hop on a new penis. That sh*t does not help.

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