DJ Vlad is currently trending on social media after dropping a confession regarding the Megan Thee Stallion and Tory Lanez shooting that have fans split. While some are calling it clout chasing, others are convinced he’s using satire to mock the industry’s most popular conspiracy theories.
It all started late Saturday when Vlad tweeted about seeing a video of Kelsey Harris’ bodyguard admitting to her being the one who pulled the trigger during the 2020 incident. But the situation took a dark turn when Vlad followed up with tweets that pointed the finger directly at Jay-Z and Roc Nation instead.
He wrote, “I have a confession. Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan. They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory. And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson’s new album. They paid off Megan’s doctor to lie about the bullet fragments. She was never shot. The LA police are all on Jay’s payroll. And it doesn’t stop with LA, but you’re not ready to hear that part.”
Vlad continued the thread with even more outlandish details, alleging that Jay-Z paid a hitman to stab Tory behind bars and even influenced Donald Trump. “Jay also paid Trump NOT to pardon Tory. Even though it’s a state case, Trump can only pardon federal cases. But knowing Trump likes to bend the rules, Jay wasn’t taking any chances,” he claimed. He added that the three Supreme Court judges who denied Tory’s appeal were also on the payroll.
According to Vlad, his silence was purchased with Bitcoin, starting at $10,000 a month and jumping to $50,000 during the trial, but he’s speaking out now because his last payment allegedly bounced. “Every blogger is on Jay-Z’s payroll. We all got paid with Bitcoin. Now that the price dropped, you’ll see a lot of us turning on him,” he wrote.
Tory Lanez is currently serving a 10-year sentence after his appeal was upheld late last year. During the original trial, Kelsey Harris was a key figure who was granted a deal for “use immunity” to testify, though her inconsistent statements on the stand left many fans skeptical.
I have a confession.
Roc Nation has been paying me to support Megan.
They also paid off all the jury members to convict Tory.
And they bribed the judge, too. Jay-Z did a verse for his grandson’s new album.
They paid off Megan’s doctor to lie about the bullet fragments.…
— DJ Vlad (@djvlad) February 15, 2026

You know he was being satirical … he was KIDDING! Just Google it. Baller Alert knows this … they jut wanted a click.