What’s up, Baller Fam? We’re almost at the finish line and the weekend is almost here. So you know we’ve got you covered with another weekly round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Check ’em out and let us know which ones you relate to the most.
I never delete messages .. just incase a mf wanna lie about July 23rd, 1866
— M 🍓 (@babyariees) January 13, 2023
Unwritten social media rule: if your following is larger than your followers I’m not following you 😂😭
— Empress👸🏾💫 (@arixpvv) January 18, 2023
https://twitter.com/returnofthegoth/status/1615536943642644481?s=20&t=OVgblikEl7OvUpIez6yZgw
SO EVERYBODY DO TAXES NOW 😂😂😂 I wouldn’t let you b*tches FILE my toe nails 😂😂😂
— 𝐇★𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋🥡 (@mainbitchclique) January 18, 2023
so Instagram really just going to let these sex bots keep on liking our stories ???
— Thizzney 🦀 (@iamsydneywelch) January 17, 2023
Everyday i think abt what Kurupt told Jhené in that voicemail
— CC (@DaniChanel2) January 15, 2023
if i celebrity ever slid in my dm, the very last thing i would do is post it. that’s just blocking the bag😂😂
— BRIANNA MARIE (@briajackson07) January 18, 2023
Gunna ain’t snitch on me so.. she wanna go viral, we fucking for hours 🤭
— Jamiya Mays (@iamjamiyaa) January 17, 2023
if you loud in the morning i automatically don’t like you
— jay ✰ (@jayythewave) January 16, 2023
Amex approved me for a Platinum Card. About to turn into a Republican
— EJ (@_E_Johnson) January 15, 2023
The government is in debt but expect me to be debt free.
— Old Man Pea (@tunaeP_) January 19, 2023
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