Let’s Talk About Sex Baby – @proudlylauren

Ladies, how frustrating is it when you get all excited and ready to have sex with a man, but realize, soon after he humps you with the same rhythm for ten minutes, he knows nothing about the anatomy of a woman? The thought pains me now, so I present to you, a comprehensive guide to the sexual desires of a woman. This is a public service announcement in efforts to end monotone humping and bad sex worldwide, tag your homeboy’s, boyfriend, best friend and whomever else you know that has been a victim of bad sex. 

1)      Foreplay: I don’t like wasting time to impart the obvious amongst the clueless, so I’m not going to go into great detail for this one. It takes a woman up to 20 minutes to be ready for sex, so make sure you are taking your sweet time to get your lady hot, excited and lubricated, before you dive in between her legs. Admire her body, caress her curves, and kiss her until she melts (literally).

2)      Find where the clit is and be good to it: A large amount of women require clitoral stimulation to successfully orgasm, making the clit the holy grail of sex. To find it: if you start from the area where her pubic hair is (aka the mons), or used to be depending on her preference, and travel down towards her vagina with your fingers it is the first fleshy part you would feel inside of the outer lips. Once you have found this magical area it is crucial to know that it can be stimulated using your tongue, hands, penis or toy, so there’s no excuse for your woman being dissatisfied. Always remember, be gentle with the clit, don’t press down directly on it, make sure it is lubricated, and focus on creating lots of movements, and vibrations. 

3)      Don’t Forget our breasts: Aside from being flat out sexy, our breasts are also an erogenous zone, and is home to one of the most sensitive sweet spots for a woman: our nipples. The sensation from our nipples feel so amazing because they travel to the same part of the brain as sensations from the vagina and clitoris. When focusing on nipples, remember to be gentle (unless asked otherwise), use your fingers to gently squeeze pinch and flick, and your mouth to kiss, suck and nibble. However, don’t just limit your stimulant’s to fingers and mouth, I won’t get too raunchy, but you can use sex toys (vibrator’s, nipple clamps etc.) and other body parts to arouse the nipples.

4)      We can play rough too: Some men believe women only enjoy romantic, delicate sex that includes staring deep into each other’s eyes while Maxwell’s “A Woman’s Worth” plays in the background. NOT: first of all, unless we’re madly in love, staring deep into my eyes is guaranteed to get awkward. Women enjoy intensity and aggression, just like men do; Pull on our hair, bend us over your knee and spank us for being bad, lightly choke us and command our attention, grab us by our waist with a fiery passion that says “this is all mine”. 

5)      Switch it up: Us women can appreciate a good ol classic, one-rhythm doggy style encounter every once in a while, however it’s essential to change the speed and position up often to avoid boredom. Research “Kamasutra” for position ideas, and whip out your new moves the next time you go for the basic missionary position. 

6)      Kiss A lot: A lot of men get so caught up in the moment, they completely forget about something so simple and intimate as a kiss. Lips have more nerve endings than most other parts of your bodies, and in some cases more than your hands; it would be a shame not to take advantage. It doesn’t have to be a mushy kiss, or even a romantic one, but something to match the mood; if it’s rough and aggressive, give her an assertive kiss, complete with grabbing her face and biting her lip. 

7)       Talk Dirty to Us: Now dirty talk doesn’t mean talk to us the same way you hear in porn’s (unless she’s into that type of thing, in which case go for it), but adding the right dialogue to sex can be so amazingly hot. Ask us if you’re doing it right, tell us how good we feel, demand us to say your name…. Again the possibilities are endless, just keep it sexy.

 8)      Find our spots: It seems like men’s go to spot is our neck, and while that does feel good, it’s not the only spot that makes us go crazy. Don’t forget to kiss all over our stomach, trace our back with your tongue, run your fingers up the length of our legs, kiss our face, and nibble on our ear. Our body is your playground, don’t stay in one area, and play around until you’ve found all of them. 

Ladies, I think I pretty much touched on everything, however if you have any additions, please share! Happy sexing!