Annnd we’re back! Here’s this week’s round-up of funny and relatable tweets. Which ones do you relate to most?
Lynn Whitfield goes into every casting with 2 demands:
1. I will not be poor
2. I will not be nice— CimónAlisa🕯 (@thecimonalisa) May 15, 2024
i hate gender reveals that play too much like is it a boy or girl damn
— kia (@mickiaa1) May 18, 2024
The best way to save your money is to be in the house and lay down 😭🤣
— the guy with the green hair (@AlexJayeSINGER) May 19, 2024
on dnd checking if he disturbed me pic.twitter.com/2ALAUrKMok
— B 🦋 (@isabellayonce) May 19, 2024
when a Black person says “when you get a chance” they mean right then.
— 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕨𝕙𝕠𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕙𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕟™ (@docsloosechange) May 26, 2024
You’ll be in a rush having a hectic day and you’ll just hear “Yo miss” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— YT: LifeOfAls (@LifeOfAls) May 30, 2024
I say hell nah loud af when ppl ask if I got kids
— SB (@Rackedupsb) May 31, 2024
If I’m a lil messy I blame my grandma
— 💲 (@shaylaalexius) June 5, 2024
I’m too young to be forgetting what I came in a room to get 🤣
— ѕα’нαяαн 🌺 (@SaharahRain) June 5, 2024
The veneers to dentures pipeline gonna be CRAZY in 15 years
— Homeless & Handsome (@SlimWyldNReklez) May 30, 2024
