A woman performing oral sex on her boo caused the pair to crash head-on into a FedEx truck.
On Thursday evening, shortly after 6:30 p.m., the freaky pair were traveling in Fort Lauderdale when the male driver lost control of the SUV. He crashed into the work truck on North Ocean Boulevard and 19th Street, seemingly unable to contain himself under the pressures of receiving life-changing fellatio. Thankfully, no one in the FedEx truck was injured, though likely annoyed.
Fort Lauderdale Fire Rescue responded to the scene. The couple was located nearly naked inside the vehicle. While the giver suffered minor injuries, the driver sustained serious injuries to his private area. The impact from the crash caused the woman to bite down on the man’s penis. It is unclear if he received medical treatment.
At this time, no charges have been filed against the pair, and their identities have not been released.
This is not the first time quality sloppy toppy has led to vehicle collisions. Last June, a California construction worker made headlines when he received oral sex while driving drunk, causing him to back into a group of three seated outside a San Jose bar. His vehicle pinned the group against a wall, one of them passing away from their injuries.
