Football season is almost here. Even though it is only preseason, die hard fans like me are already glued to the TV. If you are new to the game, or you just want to enjoy game day with the fan in your life, here is a friendly guide to get you started.
First, know the rhythm of game day. Commercials and halftime are the best moments for a real conversation. During a play, most fans are locked in, so save the big talk for a break. Bring snacks, share the couch, and enjoy the energy.
Second, do not fake it. Nobody expects you to know every rule on day one. Ask questions during a commercial, read up online, and watch a few games with a curious mind. Football is a lot more fun when you understand it.
Here are the basics:
The quarterback, or QB, leads the offense and throws the ball to teammates down the field.
A sack happens when the defense tackles the quarterback before he can throw.
The goal is a touchdown, which is worth six points. After a touchdown, the kicker can add one more point with an extra point kick through the uprights.
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An interception is when a defender catches a pass meant for the offense and takes over the ball.
A fumble is when a player drops the ball while carrying it. One of the most famous fumbles of the 2012 season happened when Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez ran into a teammate and lost the ball, a play fans nicknamed the butt fumble.
That is enough to get you through the first quarter. Football is about much more than team colors and jerseys, and the more you learn, the more you will enjoy the game.
To everyone who already loves the sport, share your own tips in the comments and tell us your favorite team. Mine is the Jets, through and through.
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