Cowboys RB Joseph Randle Arrested For Stealing Underwear From Dillards

The Dallas Cowboys may be 5-1 on the field, but off the field it never fails that someone is bound to take a loss. Three steps forward and three steps back.

Cowboys RB Joseph Randle was arrested for shoplifting underwear and cologne from a Dallas area Dillard’s Department Store. Yes, you read that right — UNDERWEAR AND COLOGNE! A millionaire athlete has resorted to stealing DRAWLS from Dillard’s. I couldn’t make this up if I tried.

Randle was released from jail at 1:20am this morning after being charged with a misdemeanor Class B theft of $50 to $500, according to Frisco, Texas, police. Per the arrest report, security watched Randle via surveillance cameras as he purchased cologne at the perfume counter then walked to the underwear section, stuffing 2 packs of Polo Ralph Lauren underwear into his bag. He then exited the mall and was stopped by security in the parking lot. Security recovered from a two-pack of black Polo underwear valued at $39.50 and an almost full “tester” bottle of Gucci Guilty Black cologne valued at $84. I would rather just let him borrow $200 than let him go down like this. How stupid!

According to Frisco Police Officer Jason Kimbrough, after being placed in the back of the cop car Randle said that he would have just kept walking to his car when confronted by security officer if he had known he would be arrested. WHAT?!?!?!

Jesus take the wheel and drive Mr. Randle as far away from this shopping mall as possible!