Baller fam, our weekly round-up of funny and relatable tweets has arrived. Which ones do you relate to most?
Well i’m finna be on clearance this summer https://t.co/FOeD2UJL7K
— DB ✯ (@astronautkay) May 2, 2024
I cut out milk, sugar and fried food for 2 weeks and I have a 6 pack rn, you don't need the gym, you just need to suffer.
— The vacation you need🇹🇹 (@JoviModeste) May 2, 2024
Closing the laptop at the end of the week isn’t enough. You have to blow it up.
— Kar (@karlogan_) May 3, 2024
If I send you this, I need you to HUSH!!!! pic.twitter.com/eKuiHbkyXk
— Murph. (@JamesMurphy) May 7, 2024
This summer I’m only taking advice from two ppl Don and Julio
— Chris (@iamchriscoro) May 8, 2024
Me at work: Me on the weekend: pic.twitter.com/NE6KcaAZIr
— frankie gabagool 🤌 (@beantownthot) May 10, 2024
Me & my coworkers be walking past each other all day just saying "Im ready to go home"
— 𝐇★𝐓𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋👅 (@mainbitchclique) May 11, 2024
Now Apple. Why tf Would
"mkhgv4-cbt52-97fztQ" Be A Good Password????🙄— deandrea ✨ (@allaboutdede) May 12, 2024
maturing is realizing you’ll pay that lil $50 straight talk bill than $368.24 with verizon or at&t 😩😩😩
— MS Libra ♎️ (@t_sadiity) May 15, 2024
in your 30s your body will really be like “do not eat that again” 😭
— syd | (@sydneyylouwho) May 7, 2024
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