Its the beginning of Summer and cuffing season is over. Your man has two options: Cheat on you or dump you. You already know he’s going to cheat. The Instagram Thots are showing skin and posting photos of that skinny tea, the Instagram boutique’s just got their swim shipment from Ali Express and the cheap hair companies are having sales for curly bundles. Yup he’s about to cheat.
Don’t be so naive, you already know this time of year was coming, but just in case you think you found ‘the one’ here are some tell tale signs that your man is indeed cheating on you.
1. If he has a lock on his phone
Its one thing to have a number pass code to your phone to keep pesky little siblings and friends out of your business, but when he has the finger print code on his iPhone, something is up. There should be nothing so top secret in your man’s phone that he has to hide it with a fingerprint code. That’s an automatic sign of cheating. Take his finger when he’s sleeping and unlock it.
2. If he’s hanging out with “the bros” all of a sudden
You’ve never heard of these ‘bros’ before until now. All of a sudden his mom gave birth to about four other guys and they all of a sudden want to hang out without you. Suspicious. What do you think bros do together? Go shopping? Go get lunch? Go get their nails done? No, they gather up and cheat on you.
3. He tells you hes going to sleep but still up liking girl’s photos on Instagram
He pulled that “Oh good night bae, I’m going to bed” trick on you eh? Don’t believe it. I bet he’s still up on Instagram liking a chick’s photos from 56 weeks ago. You think your boyfriend is sleeping but meanwhile he’s double tapping away, double tapping his way into someone else’s DMs.
4. He picks fights with you over stupid things
Ever feel like your man is picking fights with you just to start an argument? Yup, its the easiest way out of a relationship. He noticed something small like your pinky nail nail polish is chipped and goes on and on about how he hates women who don’t take care of themselves and says he needs a “break.” Meanwhile his new chick works at a nail salon and takes care of herself… and your man.
These are just a few of the things that are oh so obvious when it comes to your man cheating. You also know your man is cheating when he ignores your call, but texts right back, he never calls you on Facetime, or he has sex with you with all of his clothes on. You may be laughing now, but trust me, he’s cheating on you.
