How to Date Rich Men

Step1
Dress appropriately at all times. He didn’t get rich so he could date a frump, so it’s important to maintain your appearance. Keep your legs shaved/waxed and your hair styled, and if he gives you jewelry, wear it.

Step2
Use a modulated voice, especially around other people. It does his image no good to be seen with a shrew! NEVER lose your temper with him in public.

Step3
Keep your thoughts to yourself, especially if you are smarter than he is. No man likes to be shown up in front of his peers — especially by a woman.

Step4
Lay off the marriage hints. The best way to lose him is to push the issue. Be content with a steady relationship, and try to cultivate friendships with his family. If his mother likes you, you are in like Flynn.

Step5
Encourage gifts, particularly ones that are easily convertible to cash. That way if it doesn’t work out, you won’t have totally wasted your time.