Florida Man Wakes Up To Find An Intruder Sucking On His Toes

Blogged By @felicia_kid

“The craziest people in the world come from the Bronx and ALL of Florida.” – Charlamagne Tha God

In today’s crazy news from Florida, a man woke up in the middle of the night to find another man sucking on his toes, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.

Deputies say that while the man was asleep in his bed in Bradenton, he woke up and realized that he had an intruder. The man told deputies that he thought he was being robbed, so he told the intruder he didn’t have money.

But the man was not there for any money. The intruder told the man he was only there to suck on his toes, according to reports. That’s when the unidentified man punched the accused male and forced him outside, investigators report. While the two fought, the toe sucker told the victim he had a gun, according to First Coast News. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

The man continued to attack the intruder for about 30 seconds before he ran in the house to call 911, deputies said. After the attack, the toe sucker stomped in the victim’s windshield on his car until it broke.

According to investigators, the toe sucker then took off, but they were unable to track him with the help of a K-9.