No So Fresh Before Lovin?

Ladies, there is NOTHING more embarrassing then getting to that final stretch towards a home run when you abruptly realize that your not so Spring fresh down below…You may not want to tell mr.New Lay that your punany is a lil too ripe out of sheer mortification, but what do you do?
The easiest way to get right before an impromptu sexcapade is to make an immediate trip to the bathroom. You don’t have your handy dandy douche on ya, but here’s what you do. Find the most hypoallergenic soap in range and lightly scrub your genitals with a wash cloth. You already know to go front to back so don’t test me! Place your finger down there and do a “sniff test”. Other options include “powdering up” the area…if you can, spritz it with whatever perfume/cologne is available. That helps for covering up the musty traces. If you have NOTHING to wash up with…convince your lover to use something edible down there like chocolate…ice cream…whip cream…..all GREAT odor masks. If all else fails…do NOT let the poor guy go down on you…keep his head away by beating him to the chase by going down and serving him. Chances are, when he reaches to end of the rainbow, he won’t give a damn about doing you.

Best of Luck…