Ten Signs for Him and Ten Signs for Her

In light of the news that Michael Strahan and Nicole Murphy broke up because she was cheating on him and he was spying on her, I sent out an APB to all of my favorite people to “Gimme a sign” (in my best DMX voice), and these were my favorites (no particular order)… It’s refreshing (for lack of a better word) to see the tables turned a little bit. Usually you hear stories of the man cheating and the woman snooping (but not with tracking devices and shat- LOL). I see women are gonna have to step their spy or cheating game up when dealing with ballers!

TEN SIGNS THAT SHE’S CHEATING
1. She doesn’t care when she catches him in something
2. She comes home and cooks every night all of a sudden
3. She introduces you to a “new friend” that becomes a friend to both of you and he starts coming over all the time and “fixing stuff” (i.e. maintenance man)
4. You know she’s a freak, but she all of a sudden has no sex drive and is tired all the time (either she’s cheating, pregnant, or changed her birth control)
5. You will only know if she tells you! There will be no signs if she’s an OG. A woman will only get caught if she wants to.
6. She goes from nagging about her man not being there to not caring at all.
7. Starts working extra late or drastically changes her schedule
8. There’s a change in the natural smell of her body (or maybe she has something going on that needs to be checked out?)
9. She sends her phone to voicemail all the time. Women keep their cell phones on and can’t live without them. If she doesn’t answer on a regular basis….take the hint. She probably doesn’t care if you know she’s cheating anyway and probably would be happier if you find out.
10. Her favorite song is “Weekend Lover” by Jamie Foxx

TEN SIGNS THAT HE’S CRAZY
1. He’s super jealous or tells you that he’s crazy… take his word for it
2. He thinks no one else wants his woman
3. Owns more guns than books
4. Comes over looking in closets, under the bed, checking everything, not saying a word
5. He has no friends and his only hobby is worrying about where you are, why you haven’t called him, or who you are with
6. He just wakes up crazy for no reason… just can’t help it
7. Mumbles to himself during arguments
8. He has (or has had) restraining orders
9. If he looks crazy, then he probably is.
10. He says, “Why you didn’t call me back when I called you two days ago?”

* BONUS: “You know your man is crazy when he wears his shirts too small and pants too short…” :- (ROFLMAO)* (I won’t charge you for that one)*

What did we miss???